eatcakeliftweights:

buns-and-guns:

fuckyesmad:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food

2. Make her cum

3. Let her nap

Yessss

This is relevant to my soul.

(Source: xhardcorebearx, via mattchillasaurus)

seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

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(via captainlumberjackduck)